Eggheads Rip Off Our Shtick, Likely to Get Away With It

If we confronted them, they'd likely just float away on their graph-powered jetpacks (coming soon to a SkyMall near you!) or some other futuristic manner of conveyance. Our only hope is to move in the opposite direction -- less-informed commentary, more descriptions of Nolan Ryan as "gritty" and "a gamer," no numbers unless they completely muddle the discussion.

Two can play at this game, FanGraphs. Whoops, that was a number. Ahem.

Rather ... we'll see you in HELL, FanGraphs.